Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 18, July 30, 1870 by Various
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_Answer_.--No: but he could have both if he wanted two. _Rockland_.--Who are the suffering persons represented in DORE'S remarkable picture of DANTE and VIRGIL visiting the frozen ward of the _Inferno_? _Answer_.--The Knickerbocker Ice Company. _Solitaire_.--On what day did the Fourth of July fall in the year 1788? _Answer_.--On the Fourth. _James Lobbs_.--How long ago is it since desiccated soup first came into use? _Answer_.--At least as long ago as the days of CROMWELL, whose advice to his troops was "Put your trust in Providence, and keep your chowder dry." _Bach_.--Is the practice of divorce a mark of civilization? _Answer_--It is. In the Gorilla family, (the nearest approach to the human,) divorce is not practiced, but it is in Indiana, which is usually considered to be a State of Civilization. * * * * * PAT TO THE QUESTION. |
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