Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 18, July 30, 1870 by Various
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Wid our fists, our guns, and our votes.
At the Custom House, Dutchman and Yankee Are thryin' to talk wid a brogue, They're all _Irish_, now--fat, lean, or lanky, And green are the neckties in vogue. They're thracin' themselves to some DURPHY, O'NEILL, or McCANN, or O'TAAFFE, I'll go bail the bowld conqueror MURPHY 'S too owld to be caught wid sich chaff. Now Dutchmin may go to the divil, And Yankees to Plymouth's ould rock, We'll blast it, if they are not civil; While boys of the raal ould stock Will hurroo for ould Ireland the turfy. Whoo! Jibralthar is taken to-day, Our commandther's the conqueror MURPHY-- Now a tiger and nine times hoorray! * * * * * COMIC ZOOLOGY. Genus Culex.--The American Mosquito Few American birds are better known than the mosquito. In common with the woodcock, snipe, and other winged succubi, it breeds in wet places, yet is always dry. Like them it can sustain life on mud juleps, but |
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