Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 18, July 30, 1870 by Various
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page 50 of 81 (61%)
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The public is cussin' you from DANIEL to BEEBSHEBER, because you've
brought a lot of modern Philistines to Massachusetts. Let 'em cus. That's their lay. Your'n is, to bild up a fortin, if Poor-houses for white laborers to live in is thicker in North Adams than goose pimples on a fever and ager sufferer's form. As old Grandma SAMPSON cut off her old man's long hair, so she could handle him in one of them little fireside scrimmages which we married fokes enjoy, so fokes would crop you, my hi toned old Joss stick. But I've writ more'n I intended to. I would like to have you come and make us a visit. Bring along your wife, DELIAL. Tell her to bring her croshay work. Mrs. GREEN is interestin' company among wimmen. What MARIAR don't know about her nabors, don't happen. Then her veel pot-pies and ingin puddins are just rats. She can nock the spots off from any woman who wears a waterfall, gettin' up a good square meal. Anser soon, and don't forget to pay your own postige. |
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