Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 19, August 6, 1870 by Various
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[Illustration: THE SITUATION IN EUROPE. INTO "BIZ" LOUIS NAP HE IS GOING, TO PAY OFF THE DEBTS THAT HE'S OWING; DETERMINED THAT HE WILL MAKE _his_ MARK, BY TAKING THE CHANGE OUT OF BISMARCK.] * * * * * FROM AN ANXIOUS MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTER. [Who is at a Watering Place.] NEW YORK, July 12, 1870. MY DEAR DAUGHTER: How are you getting on, dear? Well, I hope, for you know I _do_ want to get you off, desperately. Thirty-seven, and still on my hands! Mr. GUSHER, of the Four-hundred-and-thirty-ninth Avenue, goes down next Saturday. He will hunt you up. Mr. GUSHER is a nice man--so sympathetic and kind; and has such a lovely moustache. Besides, my dear SOPHY, he has oceans of stamps. Quite true, my child, he hasn't much of anything else, but girls at thirty-seven must not have too sharp eyes, nor see too much. Do, dear, try and fix him if you can. Put all your little artifices into effect. Walk, if possible, by moonlight, and alone; that is, with him. Talk, as you know you can, of the sweets of love and the delights of home. Dwell on the felicities of love in a cottage, and if he doesn't see it, dilate on the article in a brown-stone front, with marble steps. Picture to him in the most glowing terms the joys of the fireside, with fond you by his side. If he hints |
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