Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 19, August 6, 1870 by Various
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"No," said she. "Say, my age." "But I don't object to that," said J.S. "Well, I won't," said ANGELINA, "that's all!" J.S. rubbed the fur on his hat the wrong way, pulled up his shirt collar, looked mournfully at the idol of his heart, and departed. Why did she refuse him? Listen! About a thousand or two years ago--well, perhaps we had better not go so far back--anyhow, Miss VAVASOUR had ancestors, and she was proud of them; she had a name, and she gloried in it; she had $100,000, and therefore insisted on keeping her aristocratic name; she had kept it for forty years, and was willing to take a contract for the rest of the job, though she did feel that she needed a man to slide down the hill of time with her, and she was rather fond of SMITH. Mr. JOHN SMITH wanted to marry her for herself alone, though he had made inquiries and knew all about that $100,000. Thus it was. II. "That's all!" Miss VAVASOUR had said. But was it all? She thought it was matrimony; J.S. thought it was matter |
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