Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 19, August 6, 1870 by Various
page 59 of 75 (78%)
page 59 of 75 (78%)
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"Changed!" echoed she. "What do you mean, Mr. JOHN SMITH?" "Call me not by that vile cognomen," quoth he. "Look!" and he opened the Session Laws at page 1004. She read: "STATE OF NEW YORK, COUNTY OF BLANK. I, JONATHAN JERUSALEM, Clerk of said County, do hereby certify that the following change of name has been made by the County Court of this County, viz.: JOHN SMITH to AUGUSTUS VAVASOUR. In testimony whereof, I have set my hand and the seal of the County, June 3d, 1870. JONATHAN JERUSALEM, _Clerk_." [L.S.] She fell into his arms, and rested her palpitating head upon his palpitating bosom. He pulled up his shirt-collar, trod on the cat, and gently whispered, "$100,000." MORAL. A word to the wise. Go and do like-wise. LOT. * * * * * Gummy. |
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