Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 22, August 27, 1870 by Various
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"What is the matter, gentlemen?" he asked, in great agitation: "must I
take the oath of Loyalty; or am I required by Yankee philanthropy to marry a negress?" At the sound of his voice, Mr. BUMSTEAD left the shoulder of Mr. SIMPSON, upon which he had been leaning with great weight, and, coming forward in three long skips, deliberately wound his right hand in the speaker's neck-tie. "Where are those nephews--where's that umbrella?" demanded the organist, with considerable ferocity. "Nephews!--umbrella!" gasped the other. "The EDWINS--bone handle," explained Mr. BUMSTEAD, lurching towards his captive. "Mr. MONTGOMERY," interposed the Gospeler, sadly, Mr. DROOD went out with you last night, late, from his estimable uncle's lodgings, and has not been seen since. Where is he?" "He went back into the house again, sir, after I had walked him up and down the road a few times." "Well, then, where's that umbrella?" roared the organist, who seemed quite beside himself with grief and excitement. "Mr. BUMSTEAD, pray be more calm," implored the Reverend OCTAVIUS. "Mr. MONTGOMERY, this agitated gentleman's nephew has been mysteriously |
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