Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 22, August 27, 1870 by Various
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were made expressly for them. This is a curious fact not generally
known. _Ploughboy_ finds the following remark in Mr. GREELEY'S thirtieth What, and asks explanation. "So with regard to Carrots. I have never achieved success in growing these nor Beets." We infer that the meaning is, With regard to carrots, sow them. "These nor Beets" are probably a new variety. They may have come from Norfolk, but more "presumably" they were found in Alaska. _Metaphysician, Cloudland._--Your article on the "Psychical Basis of Objective Existence" is excellent. Look out for it in the "Juvenile Department" of our Christmas number. _Grammarian._--The expression "We ain't got none" is manifestly incorrect. It has two negatives. "We ain't got any" is by far more elegant. _Wager_ says that A. made a bet with B. that he could cut a dime in two at one stroke of his pen-knife, C. to hold the stakes. A. took a ten-cent "scrip" and chopped it in two with his blade. Meantime C. walked away with the stake money. Who won? _Answer._--The bet is off. C. is also off, but no better, and neither A. or B. is any better off. * * * * * [Illustration: NOTES ON THE FERRY. |
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