Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 25, September 17, 1870 by Various
page 50 of 74 (67%)
page 50 of 74 (67%)
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'ere gettin' up them stairs jest switches the rag off of all on 'em. I
broke down. Then he tuk me to a heister, and landed us next to the roof. I was too pegged out to wash or fix, so I flung off my cowhides, jumped onto the bed and slept clean through till next day. In the mornin' I rigged up, went down stairs, and asked the clerk if he would be kind enough to pint out to me where I might see CHARLEY DANY. He sort o' smiled like, and said I would find him at the _Sun_ office. I paid two dollars for a kab to take me down, which it did till we stopped afore a big yaller house, with a big board stuck up agin it havin' these words: +--------------------------------------------+ | | | "EXTRA SUN!!! | | | | ELOPEMENT AT MURRAY HILL. | | FULL HISTORY OF THE PARTIES. | | INTERESTING CHAPTER OF FAMILY SECRETS. | | WHO IS SHE AND WHY DID SHE DO IT? | | GENERAL GRANT BUYS A SKYE TERRIER! | | PARTICULARS OF THE SALE!! | | GENEALOGY OF THE DOG!!! | | SECRETARY FISH BOBBING FOR SPANISH EELS, | | HE IS CAUGHT BY THE GILLS. | | THE MINION OF SPANISH TYRANNY IN DISTRESS. | | KITCHEN COUNCILS IN FIFTH AVENUE. | | NOTES BY OUR KEYHOLE REPORTER. | | BABY FOUND IN THE PRIVATE OFFICE OF A | | LEADING EDITOR. | | WHOSE IS IT AND HOW DID IT COME THERE? | | INTERESTING DISCLOSURES OF A PROMINENT | |
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