Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 26, September 24, 1870 by Various
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CASSIUS. "Come, my brave fellows. Haste to the stabbing. Away! Away!"
EDITORIAL PERSON. "What a farce is history. Here are PUMBLECHOOK, BRUTUS and JOHN WILKES CASSIUS held up as models of excellence and integrity. What did they and their fellow scoundrels do after they had killed CÆSAR, but desolate their country with civil war?" ACT III.--_Enter_ ASSASSINS _headed by_ BRUTUS _and_ GAMBETTA, CASSIUS _and_ ROCHEFORT. CASSIUS. "Here is CÆSAR with his back toward us, fighting the German's hordes. Let us steal up and stab him before he can help himself." _(They stab him.)_ CASSIUS. "Now we will kick his wife out of Paris and smash his furniture. We will all become a Provisional Government, and fix everything to suit ourselves. I will revive my newspaper, and hire a staff from the New York _Sun,_ who will make it more scurrilous than ever." _Enter the Parisian populace crying, "Hooray for_ CÆSAR." CASSIUS. "Hush. CÆSAR is dead, and we are going to proclaim a republic. Begin and abuse him with all your might. We'll let you smash some windows presently." POPULACE. "Hooray. The tyrant has fallen. Let's go and insult his wife and smash everything generally." 1ST EDITORIAL PERSON. "Yesterday these precious rascals voted for him. |
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