Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 26, September 24, 1870 by Various
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conversation, that the present war would probably end in
victory for the Prussians, and the overthrow of Napoleon." Supposing he did? I heard JOHN SMITH say the same thing in an eating saloon over a month ago, and out of twenty gentlemen present, four were reporters, but they didn't take out their note books in breathless haste and put down the Hon. JOHN SMITH'S opinion, how Mr. SMITH looked when he said it, and if he said it as though he really meant it, and in a manner that thrilled his listeners. But JOHN hasn't any popularity, you see, and the Hon. MONTGOMERY has--though it may be a little mildewed. Soon after the war, I wrote an article on the Alabama Claims. It was a masterly effort, and cost me a month's salary to get it inserted in a popular magazine. If that article had proved a success, I could easily have gulled the public all my life on the popularity thus achieved. But I made a wretched mistake to start with. Instead of heading it "The Alabama Claims," "By CHARLES SUMNER," or "HORACE GREELEY." I said "By MOSE SKINNER." I will not dwell on the result. Suffice it to say that I soon after retired from literature, a changed being, utterly devoid of hope. MORAL SUASION. A friend of mine, an eminent New York philanthropist, relates the following interview with a condemned criminal. The crime for which this wretched man was hung is still fresh in our memories. One morning at |
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