Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 27, October 1, 1870 by Various
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"BILL," said he, "this is JENKINS."
BILL held out his foot and I took a suck at his great toe. Then we went at the game. BILL is pretty good at it, but then he doesn't stand any chance beside MOLTY. The Crown Prince lost at least fourteen cents, and, just as he had a splendid opportunity to retrieve his losses, in came an aide, who announced that the French had squatted. "Where?" cried VON MOLTKE. "In Sedan," replied the aide. "I knew it," said MOLTY. "BILL, I told you they had no horses for a regular carriage." Then we went out. The King invited me to sit in his carriage with MOLTY and SHERIDAN. We reached the scene of war. The moon shone; the mountains were mountainous; the trees were treey; and the soft September breeze was breezy. BISMARCK came up and asked the King to let him cut behind. "BIS," said I, "take my seat; I'll take a trip to the French camp." So I tripped over to the French camp and found things somewhat mixed. The moon shone. Steadily the Prussian troops advanced; and, with a heroism worthy of a better cause, the French retreated. The Emperor wanted to die in the rear of his men. |
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