Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 28, October 8, 1870 by Various
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OCTAVIUS!--did you never, never see me before?"
"If I am not greatly mistaken," returned the Gospeler, sternly. "I saw you standing in the bar-room of the hotel, just now, as we came up." "Yes," sighed the stranger, "I was there--waiting for a Western friend--when you passed in. And has sorrow, then, so changed me, that you do not know me? Alas! alack! woe's me!" "BENTHAM, you say?" cried the Ritualistic clergyman, with a start, and sudden change of countenance. "Surely you're not the rollicking fellow-student who saved my life at Yale?" "I am! I am!" sobbed the other, smiting his bosom. "While studying theology, you'd gone to sleep in bed reading the Decameron. I, in the next room, suddenly smelt a smell of wood burning. Breaking into your apartment, I saw your candle fallen upon your pillow and your head on fire. Believing that, if neglected, the flames would spread to some vital part, I seized a water-pitcher and dashed the contents upon you. Up you instantly sprang, with a theological expression on your lips, and engaged me in violent single combat. "Madman!" roared I, "is it thus you treat one who has saved your life?" Falling upon the floor, with a black eye, you at once consented to be reconciled; and, from that hour forth, we were both members of the same secret society." Leaping forward, the Reverend OCTAVIUS wrung both the black worsted gloves of Mr. BENTHAM, and introduced the latter to the old lawyer and his ward. "He did indeed save all but my head from the conflagration, and |
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