Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 28, October 8, 1870 by Various
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sharply.
"Why, FLORA precious?" "Oh, because he's so absurdly fastidious, you know, about regularity of features in women." "More than he is about brains, I should think, dear, from what you tell me of his making love to you." Here both young ladies trembled very much, and said they never, never would have believed it of each other; and were only reconciled when FLORA sobbed that she was a poor unmarried orphan, and Miss PENDRAGON moaned piteously that an unwedded Southern girl without money had better go away somewhere in the desert, with her crushed brother, and die at once for their down-trodden section. Then, indeed, they embraced tearfully; and, in proof of the perfect restoration of their devoted friendship, agreed never to marry if they could avoid it, and told each other the prices of all their best clothes. "You _won't_ tell your brother that I've been here?" said the Flowerpot. "I'm so absurdly afraid that he can't help blaming me for causing some of his trouble." "Can't I tell him, even if it would serve to amuse him in his desolation?" asked the sister, persuasively. "I want to see him smile again, just as he does some days when a hand-organ-man's monkey climbs up to our windows from the street." "Well, you _may_ tell him, then, you absurd thing!" returned FLORA, |
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