Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870 by Various
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would not allow too much _temptashun_ to get in that boy's way. The man
turned to me and says: "Stranger, this is your pocket-book, for I'le swear I saw you drop it." What could a poor helpless old man like me do in euch a case, Mister PUNCHINELLO? That man was willin' to sware that I dropped it, and I larnt enuff about law, when I was Gustise of the Peece, to know I coulden't swear I diden't drop it, and any court would decide agin me; at the same time my hands itched to get holt of the well filled wallet. I trembled all over for fear a policeman, who was standin' on the opposite corner, mite come over and stick in his lip. But no! like the wooden injuns before cigar stores, armed with a tommyhawk and scalpin' knife, these city petroleums, bein' rather slippery chaps, hain't half so savage as they look. When the boy heerd the man say I owned the pocket-book he caved in, and began to blubber. Said he, whimperin': "Well--I--want--a--re--ward--for--findin' the--pocket-bo--hoo--ok." The well dressed individual, still holdin' onto the boy, then said to me: "My friend, I'me a merchant, doin' bizziness on Broadway, at 4-11-44. You've had a narrer escape from losin' your pocket-book. Give this rash youth $50, to encourage him in bein' honest in the futer, and a glorious reward awaits you. Look at me, sir!" said he, vehemently; "the turnin' |
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