Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 30, October 22, 1870 by Various
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Old Time Agitators again on their Muscle.--Thanks to Henry Wilson.--Advice to Charles Sumner.--Left-Handers to Wendell Phillips. Oho! ye gods and little fishes, Beggars 'd ride, if hosses was wishes; Wimmen would have a millenium day, And all through the land the "deuce be to pay." The Masserchewsetts Woman's _Suffering_ Society pulled off their cote and vest and struck a beligerent attitood, at Bosting, a few days since. Yes, sir! I was there, and I still live to tell my tale. E-x-z-a-ckt-ly! As usual, on all such occasions, the women wore the bre-b-bifurcated garments, while the _softer_ sex shone transparently, in silk, satins, and black and bloo spots. Like jumpin' jacks, they danced when the _strong-minded_ pulled the strings, while their ears were pinned back and greased, ready to be swallered at a minnit's warnin'. JEWLEIR WARD HOW was chosen President, and S.E. Sewell, ABBI KELLY FOSTIR, MARY E. SARGINT, the Rev. J. Freman Klark, LIDIA MARIAR CHILDE and Frank B. Sanborne, Vice Presidents. THE REV. HON. JUDGE AGUSTY J. CHAPIN, ESQ., L.L.D., opened the dance |
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