Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 32, November 5, 1870 by Various
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"ALLIE!" he cries, dancing ecstatically. It is the Umbrella--old familiar bone-handle, brass ferrule--in a bran-new dress of alpaca! All gaze at him with unspeakable emotion, as, with the rope cast from him, he pats his dear old friend, opens her half way, shuts her again, and the while smiles with ineffable tenderness. Suddenly a shriek--the voice of FLORA--breaks the silence:-- "It rains!--oh, my complexion!" "Rains?" thunders the regenerated BUMSTEAD, in a tone of inconceivable triumph. "So it does. Now then, ALLIE, do your duty;" and, with a softly wooing, hospitable air, he opens the umbrella and holds it high over his head. By a common instinct they all swarm in upon him, craning their heads far over each other's shoulders to secure a share of the Providential shelter. The glare of the great bonfire falls upon the scene; the rain pours down in torrents: they crowd in upon him on all sides, until what was once a stately Ritualistic man resembles some tremendous monster with seventeen wriggling bodies, thirty-four legs, and an alpaca canopy above all. THE END. * * * * * |
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