Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 34, November 19, 1870 by Various
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The extraordinary liberality of the generous people of Connecticut has
frequently excited apprehension in the minds of their friends, that, sooner or later, as the result of their spendthrift career, they must come to beggary. But we are glad to hear that they are making an effort in New Haven to reform. The grocery men there say that their customers taste so much before they can make up their minds to buy anything, that what with gratuitous slices of cheese and specimen mouthfuls of sugar and sample spoonfuls of molasses, the shop-keeper's profits are most dolefully diminished. A particularly BLUE LAW against this economical custom will have the effect of sobering down these brilliant Cullers. * * * * * "What Answer?" Is it likely that HORACE GREELEY, or any other man, could steer this country through its difficulties by means of the tillers of the soil? * * * * * ANY MORE CAVES? About the dreariest magazine or other reading we know of--and we get a deal of it, too--is that which describes the visits of enthusiastic persons to big caves underground, very dark, damp, dreary, ugly, funereal--with winding ways and huge holes, water with eyeless fish, and certain drippings called stalagmites and stalactites. The enthusiasts, who always possess that priceless treasure self-satisfaction, and a boundless capacity for wonder (which is always ready to exercise itself with anything that is big, however ugly), and the "Palaces," and |
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