Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 34, November 19, 1870 by Various
page 46 of 69 (66%)
page 46 of 69 (66%)
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A THRICE BLESSED CITY. There is a city in Illinois called St. Genevieve. By some hocus-pocus known to accomplished politicians, this city has had no Mayor since the 4th of June, 1867. In the absence of definite information upon the subject, we take it for granted that St. Genevieve must be a most delightful place to live in, and specially so, because, as we are further informed, they have no Aldermen there either. More delightful still, as there is nobody authorized to assess taxes, the fortunate inhabitants do not pay any. Of course, if this state of primitive bliss could last, Mr. PUNCHINELLO would make immediate arrangements to remove to St. Genevieve; but the courts have ordered the citizens to elect a Mayor immediately, so that this little heaven upon earth will soon have ceased to exist. * * * * * [Illustration: LETTING HIM DOWN EASY. _Aspiring Author._ "Ah! You have read my essay? I hope the verdict is Favorable." _Editor._ "O yes, all Right,--Acquitted on the ground of insanity."] * * * * * OUR PORTFOLIO. |
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