Peck's Bad Boy at the Circus by George W. Peck
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The Sacred Cow Chased Ma Up the Church Stairs.
Was Suspended in the Air. A Leopard Reached Out His Paw and Gathered in the Tail of Pa's Coat I Will Hold You Responsible for This! They Had to Turn the Hose on Pa. They Threw Boiled Potatoes and Scrambled Eggs at Pa. She Kicked Pa's Hat Off. Bolivar Took Half a Watermelon and Put the Red Side on Top of Pa's Head. Pa Turned the Cock of the Extinguisher and Pointed the Nozzle at Bolivar's Head. The Bob Cat Struck Pa on the Back. The Man Tackled Pa. The Doctor Said It Was an Unmistakable Case of Yellow Fever. After Scratching His Head a Minute, Ike Turned and Walked Toward the Preacher. I Punctured Pa's Tires. |
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