Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith;Weedon Grossmith
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presume, is still offended with me for black enamelling his stick
without asking him. May 22.--Purchased a new stick mounted with silver, which cost seven-and-sixpence (shall tell Carrie five shillings), and sent it round with nice note to Gowing. May 23.--Received strange note from Gowing; he said: "Offended? not a bit, my boy--I thought you were offended with me for losing my temper. Besides, I found after all, it was not my poor old uncle's stick you painted. It was only a shilling thing I bought at a tobacconist's. However, I am much obliged to you for your handsome present all same." May 24.--Carrie back. Hoorah! She looks wonderfully well, except that the sun has caught her nose. May 25.--Carrie brought down some of my shirts and advised me to take them to Trillip's round the corner. She said: "The fronts and cuffs are much frayed." I said without a moment's hesitation: "I'm 'FRAYED they are." Lor! how we roared. I thought we should never stop laughing. As I happened to be sitting next the driver going to town on the 'bus, I told him my joke about the "frayed" shirts. I thought he would have rolled off his seat. They laughed at the office a good bit too over it. May 26.--Left the shirts to be repaired at Trillip's. I said to him: "I'm 'FRAID they are FRAYED." He said, without a smile: "They're bound to do that, sir." Some people seem to be quite destitute of a sense of humour. |
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