Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 36, December 3, 1870 by Various
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neckties; a sort of a feeling that your clothes don't fit you, and you
can't bear the sight of gravy, and dote on lavender kids, and want to part your hair in the middle. _That's_ being in love, ARCHIE. That's--" At this juncture voices were heard calling for ARCHIBALD. "Oh, do, _do_ let me go," he pleaded. BELINDA grasped him firmly by the collar. "Heaven knows," said she impressively, "that I have wooed you thus far in a spirit of the most delicate consideration. Now, I mean business, I want a husband, and by the Sixteenth Amendment, you don't stir from this spot, until you promise to marry me!" "But--but--I don't want to get married," said ARCHIBALD; "I--I--ain't old enough." She glared at him menacingly. "Am I to understand then," she shrieked, "that you dare refuse me?" And she laughed hysterically. "Oh, no, no. I wouldn't. Of course I wouldn't," groaned the ghastly youth. "I'll promise _anything_, if you'll only let me go." Thus it was, mid the hushed repose of that lovely June twilight, while all Nature seemed to pronounce a sweet benediction, that these loving hearts commingled. The soft hum of the June-bug seemed to have a sweeter sound, and the little fly walked unmolested across their foreheads, for |
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