Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 36, December 3, 1870 by Various
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"Oh, anywhere," she replied. "I can dance a jig, you know. I'll go to New York, and let myself as the 'Eminent and Graceful Queen of Terpsichore, imported from Paris at a cost of Forty Thousand Dollars in Gold.' And then I'll make a tour of the New England States. Or I'll learn to play the banjo and get off slang phrases, and then I'll appear as 'The Beautiful and Gifted Artist, ANNETTA BRUMMETTA, who has, by her guileless vivacity, charmed our most Fashionable Circles.' Or I'll go as Assistant Teacher in a Select Boarding School for Young Ladies. I ain't proud, you know." JEFFRY grinned. "Let me advise you," said he, "to go right off to-morrow. I'll help you pack your trunk inside of an hour, if you say so." "That ain't the point," she retorted sharply. "I ain't got rid of so easily as _that_, I tell you." "What do you mean by that?" he inquired, with a scowl. "I mean just this," she returned. "I won't go at all if you don't do what's right by me. If you'll agree to my terms I'll go, and not without." "Your _terms_!" said he, with a sneer. "Well, that _is_ a go. What may your 'terms' be?" he continued, derisively. "Marriage," replied she; "private if you say so, and a remittance of fifty dollars a month for six months." |
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