Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 36, December 3, 1870 by Various
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Corroborative. A late item of war news states that "the Prussians have advanced to Dole," while from several other sources we learn that the Prussians have come to Grief. * * * * * PUNCHINELLO CORRESPONDENCE ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. _Ambergris_.--Can you give me the motto of the City of Strasbourg? _Answer_.--We cannot at this moment recall the Flemish version of it, but it means, in English, "We make our own Pies." _Katrina Shwachenzittern_. We have had some difficulty in deciphering your manuscript. Your grievance, however, seems to be that one of your boarders, an Alsatian, keeps a ten-pound brass cannon in his bedroom, and fires a grand salvo with it whenever a French victory is announced. This, of course, is very foolish. The best way of putting a stop to it would be for your German boarders to keep guns of even larger calibre in their rooms, and fire the Frenchman down. You will then have a perfect right to charge all your boarders for extra fires. _Ney_.--Please explain two things about the war. First: How did the Mobile Guard come to leave Mobile? Second: Is _Francs-Tireurs_ the |
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