Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven by Mark Twain
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making friends and looking at the country, and finally settled down
in a pretty likely region, to have a rest before taking another start. I went on making acquaintances and gathering up information. I had a good deal of talk with an old bald-headed angel by the name of Sandy McWilliams. He was from somewhere in New Jersey. I went about with him, considerable. We used to lay around, warm afternoons, in the shade of a rock, on some meadow- ground that was pretty high and out of the marshy slush of his cranberry-farm, and there we used to talk about all kinds of things, and smoke pipes. One day, says I-- "About how old might you be, Sandy?" "Seventy-two." "I judged so. How long you been in heaven?" "Twenty-seven years, come Christmas." "How old was you when you come up?" "Why, seventy-two, of course." "You can't mean it!" "Why can't I mean it?" "Because, if you was seventy-two then, you are naturally ninety- nine now." |
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