Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven by Mark Twain
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ain't it?"
"Well, yes--it IS a little different from the idea I had--but I thought I might go around and get acquainted with the grandees, anyway--not exactly splice the main-brace with them, you know, but shake hands and pass the time of day." "Could Tom, Dick and Harry call on the Cabinet of Russia and do that?--on Prince Gortschakoff, for instance?" "I reckon not, Sandy." "Well, this is Russia--only more so. There's not the shadow of a republic about it anywhere. There are ranks, here. There are viceroys, princes, governors, sub-governors, sub-sub-governors, and a hundred orders of nobility, grading along down from grand-ducal archangels, stage by stage, till the general level is struck, where there ain't any titles. Do you know what a prince of the blood is, on earth?" "No." "Well, a prince of the blood don't belong to the royal family exactly, and he don't belong to the mere nobility of the kingdom; he is lower than the one, and higher than t'other. That's about the position of the patriarchs and prophets here. There's some mighty high nobility here--people that you and I ain't worthy to polish sandals for--and THEY ain't worthy to polish sandals for the patriarchs and prophets. That gives you a kind of an idea of their rank, don't it? You begin to see how high up they are, don't you? |
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