Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven by Mark Twain
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"Do the kings rank just as they did below?"
"No; a body can't bring his rank up here with him. Divine right is a good-enough earthly romance, but it don't go, here. Kings drop down to the general level as soon as they reach the realms of grace. I knew Charles the Second very well--one of the most popular comedians in the English section--draws first rate. There are better, of course--people that were never heard of on earth-- but Charles is making a very good reputation indeed, and is considered a rising man. Richard the Lion-hearted is in the prize- ring, and coming into considerable favor. Henry the Eighth is a tragedian, and the scenes where he kills people are done to the very life. Henry the Sixth keeps a religious-book stand." "Did you ever see Napoleon, Sandy?" "Often--sometimes in the Corsican range, sometimes in the French. He always hunts up a conspicuous place, and goes frowning around with his arms folded and his field-glass under his arm, looking as grand, gloomy and peculiar as his reputation calls for, and very much bothered because he don't stand as high, here, for a soldier, as he expected to." "Why, who stands higher?" "Oh, a LOT of people WE never heard of before--the shoemaker and horse-doctor and knife-grinder kind, you know--clodhoppers from goodness knows where that never handled a sword or fired a shot in their lives--but the soldiership was in them, though they never had a chance to show it. But here they take their right place, and |
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