Tutt and Mr. Tutt by Arthur Cheney Train
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page 69 of 264 (26%)
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Judge Bender, O'Brien and Mr. Tutt gazed at one another helplessly.
"Well, there you are!" exclaimed the lawyer. "Mr. O'Brien's oath wasn't any oath at all! What kind of a chicken's head?" "A white rooster." "Quite so!" nodded Mr. Tutt. "Your Honor, I object to this witness being sworn by any oath or in any form except on the head of a white rooster!" "Well, I don't happen to have a white rooster about me!" remarked O'Brien, while the jury rocked with glee. "Ask him if something else won't do. A big book for instance?" The interpreter put the question and then shook his head. According to Ah Fong there was no virtue in books whatever, either large or small. On some occasions an oath could be properly taken on a broken plate--also white--but not in murder cases. It was chicken or nothing. "Are you not willing to waive the formality of an oath, Mr. Tutt?" asked the judge in slight impatience. "And wave my client into the chair?" demanded the lawyer. "No, sir!" "I don't see what we can do except to adjourn court until you can procure the necessary poultry," announced Judge Bender. "Even then we can't slaughter them in court. We'll have to find some suitable place!" "Why not kill one rooster and swear all the witnesses at once?" suggested Mr. Tutt in a moment of inspiration. |
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