Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 22, 1917 by Various
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star-spangled bearing-rein and surcingle to improve her fig-u-are; did
pretty parlour tricks to the strains of the banjo and psaltery. _N'est-ce pas, chérie?_ _Skewbald_. Well, what if I did? There's scores of circus-gals is puffect lydies. I don't require none of your familiarity any'ow, Mister. _Bay_. Beg pardon. Excuse my bluff soldierly ways; but nevertheless take your nose out of my hay-net, please. _A Canadian dun_. Gee! quit weavin' about like that, Tubby. Can't you let a guy get some sleep. I'll hand you a cold rebuff in the ribs in a minute. Wazzer matter with you, anyhow? _Tubby_. Had a bad dream. _Black_. Don't wonder, the way you over-eat yourself. _Bay_. Ever know a Quartermaster's horse that didn't? He's the only one that gets the chance. _Skewbald_. And the Officers' chargers. _Voice from over the way_. Well, we need it, don't we? We do all the bally head-work. _Bay_. Hearken even unto the Honourable Montmorency. Hello, Monty there! Never mind about the bally head-work, but next time you're out troop-leading try to steer a course somewhat approaching the straight. You had the line opening and shutting like a concertina this morning. |
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