Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 22, 1917 by Various
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insubordination, because he would go out into No-man's-land after a
flower which he thought would help him. "Not that his superstition was purely selfish. Once, when he had had two particularly close shaves during the day, he insisted upon sleeping outside the barn where we were billeted. 'I'm absolutely certain to have a third close shave,' he said, 'and if I'm in the billet someone will get it.' "The Corporal let him lie down in the farmyard, but a little later he crept up the road about fifty yards to make things more certain." "And I suppose the barn was hit and he escaped?" I put in, feeling that I had heard this story before. "You don't know Private Parks," said James. "About two o'clock in the morning a shell fell on the road not ten yards from him. Bits of it must have made a pattern all round him, but not one hit him, and when he'd picked himself out of the ditch he went back to the billet, knowing all was then safe. "Then one day when we were in the front line there came up with the mail a parcel for Private Parks. I was near when he opened it. When he saw the contents he gave a sigh and a curious resigned expression came over his face. "'What's she sent you?' I asked. "'It's from my old aunt, Sir,' he said. 'It's a stocking.' 'Only one?' 'Yes,' he said with great solemnity. 'The other one's been pinched?' I |
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