Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 37, December 10, 1870 by Various
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_Q._ No evasion; you must tell the Court exactly when you wear flannel,
and when you do not. A series of questions on this subject brought out the fact that I wore flannel when the weather was cold, or cool; and did not wear it when it was mild, or warm. _Q._ Have you a lightning-rod on your house? _A._ I have. _Q._ How much did it cost you to have it put up? _A._ It has not cost me anything yet--I owe for it. _Q._ Is that all you owe for? _A._ No, I have other debts. _Q._ Have you any money with you now? _A._ I have. _Q._ How much? _A._ (Counting contents of porte-monnaie.) Sixty-two cents. _Q._ Where did you get that? _A._ (With embarrassment.) I borrowed it. _Q._ Were you present when defendant first offered his land for sale to the plaintiff? _A._ (Brightening up.) I was. _Q._ Do you burn gas or kerosene in your house? _A._ Gas. _Q._ How many burners? _A._ Ten, I think. _Q._ Are you willing to assert, upon your solemn oath, that there are only ten? _A._ (Witness counting on his fingers.) I am. |
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