Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, September 12, 1917 by Various
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"The difficulty being," I suggested as we lurched across the road into the other ditch, "to discover which is which.... Now you're straight. We'd better trot. It's only a one-day match." Haynes used the ancient whip, which had as much effect as tickling a rhinoceros with a feather. "Goad him with a penknife," suggested Ansell unfeelingly. "There must be some way," said Haynes. "Because they _do_ trot, you know." "Speaking as one ignorant amateur to another," I asked, "isn't the right thing to pull gently on the reins and then slacken? You go on doing it till the animal gets your meaning. Try it." Haynes tried it, and Bucephalus stopped dead. Repetition of the treatment simply produced a tendency to back. "For heaven's sake don't lose any of the ground we've gained," said Ansell. "Let's get on, if only at a walk." "We shall have to tow him," decided Haynes. He got out and hauled at the bridle, but Bucephalus refused to budge. "This," said Ansell, becoming suddenly business-like, "is where the Boy Hero modestly but firmly takes charge. Jump in." He picked up the reins and, though he apparently did nothing in |
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