Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, September 12, 1917 by Various
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page 47 of 54 (87%)
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commanded his battalion with great ability. He has displayed
marked gallantry in every action in which he has taken part." "A London angler, Mr. ----, has caught a roach of 2 lb. 1 oz. in the Lark at Barton Mills, the largest fish of its kind landed from this Suffolk stream for some years." Though in these times monopolized by Mars There's not a day that passes but one reads-- Sandwiched between unprofitable "pars" And other wholly negligible screeds-- Of decorations, crosses, medals, bars, Bestowed for valiant and heroic deeds; Over these records we must often pass Unless we've got a magnifying-glass! But if some member of a fishing club In London or the provinces, renowned For prowess with the lob-worm or the grub, Should land a roach of more than half a pound, Then in the leading papers of the hub Full space for that achievement will be found, And clearest type and unaffected rapture Will signalize the epoch-making capture! The moral of the episode is plain: If soldiers wish to petrify the nation, Let them--when leave permits--no more disdain To join a Roach or Perch Association, Cull giant gooseberries, and strive to gain |
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