A SIGN OF THE TIMES.

"YOUNG LADY Wants post as Housekeeper to working man."--_Halifax
Evening Courier_.

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"Planers (large letters) Wanted, for machine tool work; good
bonus; war work; permanent job."--_Daily Dispatch_.

Pessimist!

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"WHAT DISABLED SOLDIERS SHOULD KNOW.

"That there is no such word as 'imossible' in his
dictionary."--_Canadian Paper_.

Correct.

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"M. Polychromads, Green Chargé d'Affaires, has left London for
the Hague."--_Sunday Times_.

It is an unfortunate colour, but with a name like that he can always
try one of the others.

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