Or, better still, like Beeyah-byyah-bunniga-nelliga-jong.

Sweet is the music of the spheres,
Majestic is Mong Blong,
And bland the beverage that cheers,
Called Sirupy Souchong;
But sweeter, more inspiring far
Than tea or peak or tuneful star
I deem it to belong
To such a place as Beeyah-byyah-bunniga-nelliga-jong.

* * * * *

OUR STYLISTS.

"It is the desire of the Management that nothing of an
objectionable character shall appear on the stage or in the
auditorium, and they ask the co-operation of the audience
in suppressing same by apprising them of anything that may
escape their notice."

_From a provincial Hippodrome programme._

* * * * *

From the evidence in a juvenile larceny case:--

"The Father: Devils seem to be getting into everyone nowadays,
not only in boys, but in human beings."