Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, September 5, 1917 by Various
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to do his best to please everybody.
_Herr M._ You are very kind, my dear Marshal, to speak thus of my humble effort. The result of it has certainly disappointed me. _Von H._ What was it that LEDEBOUR said of it? Did he not describe it as "a political hocus-pocus"? Such men ought to be at once taken out and shot. But we Prussians have always been too gentle in our methods. _Herr M._ We have. It is perhaps our only fault; but this time we must see that we correct it. In any case, to be so misunderstood is most painful, especially when one has employed all one's tact. _Von H._ Ah, tact. That is what you are celebrated for, is it not? _Herr M._ HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY has more than once been graciously pleased to compliment me upon it. And he, if anyone, is a judge of tact, is he not? _Von H._ I have not myself any knowledge of it, so I cannot say for certain. Does it perhaps mean what you do when you entirely forget in one speech what you have said or omitted to say in a previous speech? _Herr M._ (_aside_). The old fellow is not, after all, so thick-skulled as I thought him. (_Aloud_) I will not ask you to discuss this subject any more, but will proceed to lay before you the commands of HIS MAJESTY. _Von H._ I shall be glad to hear them. |
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