The World's Greatest Books — Volume 02 — Fiction by Various
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"2. In what way were the shades on the banks of the Styx supplied with spirits? "3. Give a brief account of the Roman emperors who visited the United States, and state what they did there. EUCLID. "1. Show the fallacy of defining an angle, as a worm at one end and a fool at the other. "2. If a freshman _A_ have any mouth _x_ and a bottle of wine _y_, show how many applications of _x_ to _y_ will place _y_+_y_ before _A_. "3. Find the value of a 'bob,' a 'tanner,' a 'joey,' a 'tizzy,' a 'poney,' and a 'monkey.' "4. If seven horses eat twenty-five acres of grass in three days, what will be their condition on the fourth day? Prove this by practice." Mr. Pucker did not know what to make of such extraordinary and unexpected questions. He blushed, tried to write, fingered his curls, and then gave himself over to despair; whereupon Mr. Bouncer was seized with an immoderate fit of laughter, which brought the farce almost to an end. "I'm afraid, young gentleman," said Mr. Bouncer, "that your learning is not yet up to the Brazenface standard. But we will give you one more chance to retrieve yourself. We will try a little _vivâ voce_, Mr. |
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