Miscellaneous Essays by Thomas De Quincey
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by war offices and other absurd people. In our navy, both royal and
commercial, and generally from deep remembrances of slighted love, women have sometimes served in disguise for many years, taking contentedly their daily allowance of burgoo, biscuit, or cannon balls--anything, in short, digestible or indigestible, that it might please Providence to send. One thing, at least, is to their credit: never any of these poor masks, with their deep silent remembrances, have been detected through murmuring, or what is nautically understood by "skulking." So, for once, M. Michelet has an _erratum_ to enter upon the fly-leaf of his book in presentation copies. 4. But the last of these ebullitions is the most lively. We English, at Orleans, and after Orleans (which is not quite so extraordinary, if all were told,) fled before the Maid of Arc. Yes, says M. Michelet, you _did_: deny it, if you can. Deny it, my dear? I don't mean to deny it. Running away, in many cases, is a thing so excellent, that no philosopher would, at times, condescend to adopt any other step. All of us nations in Europe, without one exception, have shown our philosophy in that way at times. Even people, "_qui ne se rendent pas_," have deigned both to run and to shout, "_Sauve qui pent_" at odd times of sunset; though, for my part, I have no pleasure in recalling unpleasant remembrances to brave men; and yet, really, being so philosophic, they ought _not_ to be unpleasant. But the amusing feature in M. Michelet's reproach, is the way in which he _improves_ and varies against us the charge of running, as if he were singing a catch. Listen to him. They "_showed their backs_," did these English. (Hip, hip, hurrah! three times three!) "_Behind good walls, they let themselves be taken,_" (Hip, hip! nine times nine!) They "_ran as fast as their legs could carry them._" (Hurrah! twenty-seven times twenty-seven!) They "_ran before a girl_;" they did. (Hurrah! eighty-one times eighty-one!) This reminds one of criminal indictments on the old model in English courts, where (for fear the prisoner should escape) the |
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