Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, October 3, 1917 by Various
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Four times he relit the candle. There seemed nothing under this
heading applicable to the situation. "Send up" was one, but that had already been done. "Am/is/are/running short of" was another, but it was doubtful if the Division would see the real meaning of it. "Ah, here we are," he muttered, relighting the candle for the fifth time. "Dumps." Alas, there was nothing to convey the situation very clearly even under this heading. Finally he picked out the nearest he could find and sent it over the wires. This is what they decoded to the expectant G.O.C. of the Division: "_Advanced ammunition depĂ´t has moved_." The G.O.C. said something which impelled the entire Divisional Staff to the telephone, where they all grabbed for the receiver. "What the devil is this code message? We can't understand it. You've sent in something about the dump at your Brigade Headquarters." "Ah!" said the B.M. meaningly, "there is _not_ a dump at Brigade Headquarters now." "Well, I don't care. We want to know what all this noise is about." "It's the dump. It's m-moved." "Moved? Moved where? Give the map reference." "Map reference?" murmured the B.M. "Oh, my sacred aunt, what fools ... I'm sorry" (he smiled at them through his teeth) "I can't give you the |
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