A Horse's Tale by Mark Twain
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"And it IS fine. You may be thankful you are one." "I am. It seems wonderfully grand and elegant for a person that is so humble as I am; but I am thankful, I am indeed, and will try to live up to it. It is hard to remember. Will you say it again, please, and say it slow?" "Plantigrade circumflex vertebrate bacterium that hasn't any wings and is uncertain." "It is beautiful, anybody must grant it; beautiful, and of a noble sound. I hope it will not make me proud and stuck-up--I should not like to be that. It is much more distinguished and honorable to be a reptile than a dog, don't you think, Soldier?" "Why, there's no comparison. It is awfully aristocratic. Often a duke is called a reptile; it is set down so, in history." "Isn't that grand! Potter wouldn't ever associate with me, but I reckon he'll be glad to when he finds out what I am." "You can depend upon it." "I will thank Mongrel for this. He is a very good sort, for a Mexican Plug. Don't you think he is?" "It is my opinion of him; and as for his birth, he cannot help that. We cannot all be reptiles, we cannot all be fossils; we have to take what comes and be thankful it is no worse. It is the true |
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