A Horse's Tale by Mark Twain
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page 46 of 67 (68%)
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tell ME, Marse Tom! If animals don't talk, I miss MY guess. And
Shekels is the worst. He goes and tells the animals everything that happens in the officers' quarters; and if he's short of facts, he invents them. He hasn't any more principle than a blue jay; and as for morals, he's empty. Look at him now; look at him grovel. He knows what I am saying, and he knows it's the truth. You see, yourself, that he can feel shame; it's the only virtue he's got. It's wonderful how they find out everything that's going on--the animals. They--" "Do you really believe they do, Dorcas?" "I don't only just believe it, Marse Tom, I know it. Day before yesterday they knew something was going to happen. They were that excited, and whispering around together; why, anybody could see that they-- But my! I must get back to her, and I haven't got to my errand yet." "What is it, Dorcas?" "Well, it's two or three things. One is, the doctor don't salute when he comes . . . Now, Marse Tom, it ain't anything to laugh at, and so--" "Well, then, forgive me; I didn't mean to laugh--I got caught unprepared." "You see, she don't want to hurt the doctor's feelings, so she don't say anything to him about it; but she is always polite, herself, and it hurts that kind for people to be rude to them." |
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