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[Illustration: _The Wit._ "AH, NOW YOU'RE FOR IT, ALBERT?"

_Tractor-Driver._ "WOT'S THE MATTER?"

_The Wit._ "WHY, YOU'VE BEEN AND GONE AND COME ON PARADE WITHOUT
YOUR SPURS."]

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"The bridegroom, 6 ft. 35 ins. in height, was wearing the
full-dress uniform of a captain in the Army."--_Great
Yarmouth Independent_.

He would need it all.

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Headline to a description of a recent push:--

"VONDERFUL RESULTS."--_Evening Paper_.

The "Hidden Hand" in the composing-room?

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THE INNOCENTS ABROAD.

["Stedfastness and righteousness are the qualities which the