Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 29, 1917 by Various
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ran as follows:--
"SIR,--The above-named Medical Board regrets its inability to examine you to-day. As you are no doubt aware, it is contrary to its rule to examine more than three persons in one day, and an unusually difficult case, held over from yesterday, has upset all its arrangements. "The Board would consider it a favour if you could make it convenient to call again to-morrow morning at the same time. "The enclosed cheque is intended to compensate you for the unnecessary trouble to which you have been put. "Your obedient Servants ----" Punctually at the time appointed I again entered the building, and was met by the same janitor. "The Board is quite ready for you, Sir," he said. "Will you please ascend to the dressing-room, Sir?" He committed me to the care of a lift-girl, who conveyed me to the second storey. Here I was handed over to a smart valet, who assisted me to undress in a comfortable little apartment replete with every convenience. Having donned a warm dressing-gown, I was conducted to the Board Room, where I found a dozen of our greatest Specialists assembled. The President shook hands and greeted me effusively. Then I passed in turn from one Doctor to another, each making, with the utmost delicacy and |
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