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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 29, 1917 by Various
page 38 of 63 (60%)
ran as follows:--

"SIR,--The above-named Medical Board regrets its inability to examine
you to-day. As you are no doubt aware, it is contrary to its rule to
examine more than three persons in one day, and an unusually difficult
case, held over from yesterday, has upset all its arrangements.

"The Board would consider it a favour if you could make it convenient
to call again to-morrow morning at the same time.

"The enclosed cheque is intended to compensate you for the unnecessary
trouble to which you have been put.

"Your obedient Servants ----"

Punctually at the time appointed I again entered the building, and was
met by the same janitor.

"The Board is quite ready for you, Sir," he said. "Will you please
ascend to the dressing-room, Sir?"

He committed me to the care of a lift-girl, who conveyed me to the
second storey. Here I was handed over to a smart valet, who assisted
me to undress in a comfortable little apartment replete with every
convenience.

Having donned a warm dressing-gown, I was conducted to the Board Room,
where I found a dozen of our greatest Specialists assembled. The
President shook hands and greeted me effusively. Then I passed in turn
from one Doctor to another, each making, with the utmost delicacy and
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