There's one _Sir John Llewellyn_.

There's one that is a _British Queen_,
There's one a dwarf, _Ashleaf_,
There's one that is a plain _Colleen_,
There's one an _Arran Chief_.

He'll serve us if we do him well
(Last year he failed our foes).
Oh, who can all the praises tell
Of good Sol Tuberose!

W.B.

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THE REVENANT.

"CAPTAIN STANLEY WILSON'S RETURN HOME.

"CHEERFUL AND WELL AFTER LONG INTERMENT."--_Yorkshire Post_.

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"Gentleman, 30, offers 10/- weekly, own laundry, and help with
children, refined country home. No needlework."--_The Lady_.

Slacker!

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