Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 38, December 17, 1870. by Various
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MAN AND WIVES.
A TRAVESTY. By MOSE SKINNER. CHAPTER FIFTH. QUEER DOINGS AT THE HALF-WAY HOUSE. "Tell the minister," said ANN to TEDDY, "to come in. If I don't get a husband out of this _somehow_, I ain't smart. I'll just marry the man I've got here." ARCHIBALD sank down on the sofa, bathed in a cold perspiration. "Oh, _don't_" he groaned; "you mustn't. 'Twasn't my fault; JEFF sent me." Her eyes flashed on him angrily. "Yes, you helped JEFF set a trap for _me_," said she, "and you've fell into it yourself. Come, here's the minister." But ARCHIBALD didn't come, he only turned white, and made a gurgling noise. "There should be somebody here competent to give away the bridegroom," said the minister, with an air of annoyance. |
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