Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 38, December 17, 1870. by Various
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other, ARCHIBALD BLINKSOP was hemmed in by destiny. There was alas! no
steel-clad knight with his visor down, to rush in, and shout in trumpet tones: "_Hold! I forbid the bans--_ To be continued in our next. Back numbers sent to any address." No. Steel-clad knights are, unfortunately, somewhat scarce in Indiana, and so the ceremony continued. TEDDY was first bridesman. He not only supported ARCHIBALD, but he held his head and jerked it forward occasionally, thus assisting in the responses. The ceremony concluded. At its close ARCHIBALD BLINKSOP, according to the Law of Indiana, was a Man and One Wife. At its close ANN BRUMMET, according to the same Law, was a Woman and One Husband. The world is large. To a woman of her immense strategical resources this was but a fair beginning. Blest with a good constitution and rare matrimonial attainments, why should she falter in the good work thus begun? They picked the new-made husband up, limp as a rag, and laid him tenderly on the sofa. TEDDY and the minister withdrew, and the Honeymoon commenced. ARCHIBALD began to recover. "Where am I?" he moaned faintly. "You're married," said ANN. |
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