Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 38, December 17, 1870. by Various
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shlip the blade under the saylin'-wax, jist so, and pacify his
conscience like by raydin' the letther." Having convinced himself that the operation, viewed in a purely religious light, was strictly mercantile, TEDDY snuffed the candle with his thumb and forefinger, and spread the letter on the table. It ran thus:-- "HALF-WAY HOUSE, June 30th--Evening. "JEFFRY MAULBOY:--You have gone back on your word, and made a desperate woman of me. I'll do all I threatened, and more. I have just written to Mrs. CUPID, and kept back _nothing_. If you ain't here by day after to-morrow, ready to marry me, _as you agreed to_, I'll send the letter, and go to her besides. Do as you please. I don't care for _my_ future, if you don't for _yours_. Trust the bearer. "ANN BRUMMET." TEDDY read it twice. Then he held up his hands, lost in admiration. "Married to one man, and a goin' for another afore the ceremony is cold! What talints! What nupchility! Oh, what an illegant Mormyn is bein' wastid in this very house! If ye could grow a daughter like _that_, TEDDY me boy, she'd sit ye up for life." He shook his head, sighed heavily, and gazed wistfully at the letter. "I couldn't look poshterity in the face," he continued, with a self-accusing air, "without a copy of that letther." |
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