Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, Jan. 15, 1919 by Various
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Ah Sin tried again.
"P'haps him in dirty box," he suggested. Dam Li rolled his eyes inwards, as one who consulted an oracle within. "Jug inside dirty box," he agreed ultimately, pointing in its direction. "Oh, in the dust-bin," I said. "Well, there's no harm in looking." So look we did, and there, sure enough, it was. I picked it out and did some quick thinking. "Now, when did you two ruffians put it there?" I asked sternly. "Thief-man put it there," protested Dam Li, with a magnificent look of injured innocence. "I know," said I. "Come on, now, tell me why you stole it, and, as you've brought it back again, I _may_ let you off." "China boy's lations too muchee few, him plenty hungly," said Ah Sin, seeing that the game was up. "S'pose him sellum jug, buy plenty beer," confided Dam Li unblushingly. "But hon'lable officer lookee too muchee sad, so China boy dam solly. Fetchee back jug," resumed Ah Sin. |
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