A CHINESE LADY

NO DOUBT EACH BIRD SWEARS BY ITS OWN PATTERN

ITS BILL DESERVES STUDY

AS WONDERFUL AS THE PELICAN, BUT HOW OPPOSITE!

THERE ARE SOME ECCENTRICS, SUCH AS JENNY WREN, WHICH
HAVE DESPISED THEIR TAILS

AT THE SIGHT OF A RIVAL THE DOG HOLDS ITS TAIL UP STIFFLY

A SHREW CAN DO IT, BUT NOT A MAN

A BOLD ATTEMPT TO GROW IN THE CASE OF A TAPIR

I HAVE SEEN HUMAN NOSES OF A PATTERN NOT UNLIKE THIS,
BUT THEY ARE NOT CONSIDERED ARISTOCRATIC

WHO CAN CONSIDER THAT NOSE SERIOUSLY?

OR PERHAPS WHEN IT WANTS TO LISTEN IT RAISES A FLIPPER TO ITS EAR

"TEAR OUT THE HOUSE LIKE THE DOGS WUZ ATTER HIM"

A GREAT CATHOLIC CONGRESS OF DISTINGUISHED EARS

THE CURLS OF A MOTHER'S DARLING