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A woman has been fined ten shillings at Birmingham for putting cold tea
in bottles and selling it as whisky. One of the purchasers, it appears,
had his suspicions aroused by the peculiar taste of the liquid.

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The KAISER'S health, says a contemporary, is still a cause of anxiety.

Not to us.

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"SHOOTINGS WANTED.

"Woman (middle-aged, respectable) would give services for home and
small wage."

_Scottish Paper_

She would probably be quite effective at ordinary ranges.

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"Would the Party who removed Petticoat from the Railway Fence,
between 11th and 12th, kindly return same and save further
exposure."--_Provincial Paper._

In the interests of propriety we trust this appeal has been responded